i love all star trek AUs and when i say that i literally mean that you could give me an AU where the crew all work at Burger King together and i would probably find a way to get really emotional about it and cry
“Two small fries and a Whopper!” Kirk called out from the register, turning to face his crew. “I know we can make this the absolute best it can be, because we’re a team. And we stick together through thick and thin. We’ve overcome many obstacles and faced orders far harder than this one. And this customer will have it his way!” he shouted.
Spock snapped into action,turning to the frier that he manned with Uhura.
“You ready for a double order?” Uhura challenged, dumping some fries into the crackling oil.
Spock glanced over at her and raised one eyebrow. “It would be highly illogical to have chosen this line of employment if I could not handle a double order of small fries”, he shot back.
Bones expertly flipped a meat patty high into the air, smirking with satisfaction as it landed on the grill with a sizzle. “Got it covered, captain!”
Chekov frantically placed the burger on a bun and began piling on ingredients, murmuring to himself as he did so. “Ketchup, mustard, lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato…”
Soon, Sulu swept it all into a bag, rolling it up and tossing it to Kirk with a wink.
Kirk caught it expertly and turned to the customer who was standing at the register. “This has been an adventure of the Burger King Crew. Our mission? To bring delicious fast food to all who order here and to boldly go where no fast food restaurant has gone before.”
today is the best day of my life